If u dress sexy, he says you're a slut
If u don't dress nice, he says you're ugly
If u argue with him, he says you're stubborn.
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid
If u call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls u, he says u should be grateful
If u don't love him, he'll try to win u.
If u love him, he'll leave u.
If u don't fuck him, he'll say u don't love him
If u do, he'll say you're easy
If u tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If u don't, he'll say u don't trust him.
If u lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy.
If he lectures u, he'll just bitch at you.
If u break a promise, he says u can't be trusted.
If he breaks it, he says he had to.
If u cheat... he expects it to be over.
If he cheats... he expects to be given another chance.
In other words: MOST GUYS ARE ASSHOLES!